The Sharky Chronicles: Episode 1

Today was rather busy at work but that usually happens at month end. But today was a different month end, it was also quarter end whatever that means. Since everyone was in today the day didn't turn out too badly. I left at 5pm like I usually do every Monday and Friday and caught my 5:05pm bus. Missed my train so that put me in a rather sour mood but I had my tunes and time, so it was all good. So I get on the subway at Kennedy Station and head west toward St. George where I transfer north to Lawrence West Station and that's when I catch my bus to North Park Plaza. I dose off cuz i'm a little drained and awake at Coxwell station to a very attractive woman looking at me. I think nothing of it until I catch her looking at me a second time. Third time is a charm when I catch her checking out my nether region. So I sit up, grab a seat next to her and open with "See my belt? That's my measuring tape." She cracks up and we start chatting about our day. Things are going great and I manage to snag her digits. Little did I know she was lying to me. Not only did she give me a fake number, but her bf I presume, starts with me as i'm going to get off the subway. They both follow me off and we get into a shoving match. After pushing me onto my ass, I get up, livid and seething with anger. I punch him in the face and say "Don't fuck with me man, i'm not in the mood!!!" He backs off and I go to transfer subways when i'm approached by a cop and handcuffed. The bastard I punched is now charging me with assault. So let's say I didn't make it to bowling tonight.